There, the Blips meet King Diaz's cousin, Bacon Diaz, offering Clarence and Rell, ‘The Allentown Boys.’ When Bacon also demands "Iglesias", Cheddar refuses and a gunfight erupts between the two gangs.
On their way out, searching for Keanu, they run into the Blips Their real identities are discovered when they refuse to shoot a kidnapped Hulka, and Cheddar forces them to come along to meet with the Mexican drug cartel at its mansion next morning. As the Allentown boys approach them, Clarence and Rell unload the guns into them, seemingly killing them. Rell and Clarence are tied to chairs and the Allentown Boys prepare to torture them, Keanu frees Rell and Clarence, and they grab their guns. They are abducted on their way by the real Allentown Boys. Rell begins to worry about his cousin convincing him take Keanu and leave. At the strip club after, Clarence accidentally smokes some Holy Shit, experiencing a drug trip in which he is in a George Michael video, and Keanu speaks to him with Keanu Reeves’s voice. Hi-C refuses, a fight ensues, and Faris and her two guests are both shot by Hi-C, frightening Rell. She invites them to play Truth or Dare, and dares Hi-C to shoot Rell. The buyer is Anna Faris, partying with two friends. While Clarence introduces the young men to George Michael (whom he says is black), Rell and Hi-C go to make the sale. He will only return the kitten if they act as expert advisors for the Blips on a run to sell a new drug called "Holy Shit", so they agree.Īfter a team-building exercise, Rell, Clarence, Hi-C, and three other gang members drive to the delivery spot. When they see Keanu (renamed New Jack and fitted with a do-rag), they ask Cheddar for the kitten. They meet Hi-C, a female gangster, initially skeptical of them but introduces them to the gang's leader Cheddar, who mistakes them for the Allentown Boys. Hulka sends them to a strip club, where Rell convinces Clarence to adopt a "gangsta" persona to infiltrate the gang, calling themselves "Tectonic" and "Shark Tank". Blips, a gang, may have raided Rell's looking for his cat. Rell drags Clarence to his weed dealer Hulka, next-door. When they return, Rell’s has been ransacked and Keanu is missing.
Rell, much happier after finding Keanu, takes Clarence out to see a Liam Neeson movie, telling him to loosen up and be himself. Two weeks later, Clarence's wife and daughter go away for the weekend, leaving Clarence alone. His cousin Clarence comes over to cheer him up and meets Keanu. Recently-dumped Rell finds the kitten on his doorstep, immediately falls in love with it, naming it Keanu. They try to take Diaz's kitten Iglesias, but the kitten escapes. ( November 2020) ( Learn how and when to remove this template message)Īssassins, later known as the "Allentown Brothers", enter a Mexican cartel’s drug-processing facility and kill everyone, including the boss, King Diaz. Please help improve it by removing unnecessary details and making it more concise. This section's plot summary may be too long or excessively detailed.